Vanguard’s Sustainability Hotline 1-800 771 4401
ONE WORD SHOWS WE CARE:
ADAPTATION
At Vanguard, we are committed to helping our customers and employees adapt to the stressful business of maintaining stable returns in an unstable climate.
All over the globe, extreme weather leads to starvation, migration, and death—which is alarming, and can make investors behave irrationally. That is why we created the Many Happy Returns™ Climate Adaptation Toolkit, the most ambitious climate stress mitigation program in the history of finance. This breakthrough self-care toolbox ensures that every client and employee can remain invested in ways that are not only fiscally sound but also deliver the rarest commodity of all: inner peace.
The Many Happy Returns™ suite delivers the first and best climate adaptation counseling services in wealth management, free to all Vanguard customers and employees, allowing even the most empathetic of us to responsibly steward our own self-interest and keep thriving in an increasingly conflicted world.
ENHANCED INVESTOR SUPPORT
The Many Happy Returns™ program trains our advisors to augment their financial guidance with emotional support, helping clients navigate the treacherous waters of uncertainty. Investors with persistent feelings of concern can call the Vanguard Sustainability Hotline, where mental health counselors are ready 24-7 to help overcome empathic pitfalls that may impact financial success. The Sustainability Hotline puts psychological care right where it counts—in your pocket.
SANITIZED INFORMATION ACCESS
For clients who do not wish to have any exposure to anxiety brought on by moral dilemmas, Vanguard’s InfoGuardian is an AI-driven intermediary installed on all devices to enrich a client’s quality of life. InfoGuardian acts like a sophisticated parental control, filtering news based an each investor’s portfolio and excluding content about undesirable impacts of their investments. The InfoGuardian app maintains seamless integration into reality, serving a natural balance of good and bad news—but only bad news unrelated to a client’s investment profile. We can’t fix all the world’s ills, but we can help focus only on the good when it comes to tough decisions.
PEOPLE-POWERED MUTUAL AID
Vanguardians Social is a mutual aid platform for clients who care, helping investors stay sure-footed through morally challenging times with an online community of like-minded peer investors. Many believe that climate change will have a negative impact on the market, but nothing could be further from the truth. In the wake of every major weather event there is an economic boom and endless opportunity. But investors can only take advantage by staying in the market, not running away. Prospering after disaster requires fortitude and emotional agility, and we need our clients to not only profit from market trends but to do so guilt-free. Vanguardians Social's AI-moderated software matches clients with similar interests into virtual support groups, so that no matter how complicated things seem they will always find support and encouragement to stay bullish.
Vanguard’s Sustainability Hotline 1-800-771-4401
DEEP SOLUTIONS
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Escape climate stress with a restorative visit to the TerraDome™, your personalized walled garden eco-utopia! This groundbreaking sensory experience simulates immersion in a robust temperate forest, which is clinically demonstrated to reduce stress. The user’s exhalatory carbon feeds microflora and fauna, while binaural soundscapes relax the user and drown out stressful stimuli. This product is available for pre-order and is not included in the complimentary toolkit.